And you know for a fact that you truly despise liver, no matter how well they disguise it on your plate.
It's with those thoughts in mind that I present a list of things I will probably NEVER do with the little time I have remaining in this life.
1. Register for clown college. (The first week of August is International Clown Week. Yikes! I will be hiding somewhere.)
2. Eat liver.
3. Teach aerobics.
4. Become fluent in Pig Latin.
5. Teach math.
6. Play pro basketball.
7. Run a daycare center.
8. Become a lawyer.
9. Become a pole vaulter.
10. Participate in any mosquito repellent studies.
What about you? Can you make a list of ten? I'd love to read it!